'For
instance?' Sri Nag asked, now somewhat annoyed.
Akhu sat back on
his haunches, stroked his whiskers, and again cleared his throat.
All this was an indication to his colleagues that he was about to
launch into one of his professorial discourses, such as he often
harangued them with. They, too, sat back.
'You
see, my good sir,' Akhu began, 'as I
said, it was never the best of us that you once caught; begging your
pardon, it was only the least desirable. Without you, the percentage
of our unfit population has grown more than tenfold and is
increasing exponentially. We are rapidly becoming a society of
delinquents. If one can call it a society at all. Our teenagers are
running wild. At one time we were able to control them by
threatening to feed them to the dread Sri Nag; but now they know
that is merely an empty threat. They laugh at us; they no longer
have respect for their elders and betters. Moreover, the unfit are
reproducing the fastest; there is not enough wild grain to support
our community. The younger generation are into the cultivated fields
and even into the farmers' storage bins. The farmers are, of course,
poisoning them. But that seems to be an ineffectual deter rant; our
population continues to explode. The situation is known in the
village as an Infestation of Mice, an outrageous term! Furthermore,
poison does not discriminate; our best are killed along with our
worst. The process of natural selection, known sometimes, if I may
say so myself, as the survival of the fittest is no longer
operative. And the frogs! Stupid creatures! The frogs are
proliferating beyond all bounds; they are gobbling up the fish eggs
and the insects, both beneficial and otherwise. There are almost no
more fish in the pond, and insects, as you of course know, are
necessary to the ecological well being of the field. Ecology
means...'
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